What comes back
I ran it on six months of agents&me. Every agent, every log, every 2am note. It read the whole thing and wrote back one document, in seven parts, with every claim nailed to a file I could go check myself.
- 01The portrait. One page, written as a single human being. The gift, the neurosis, the self-sabotage.
- 02The contradictions, ranked by damage. What you say, what you do, which of the two should win.
- 03The drift. Where the energy actually goes. Whether that is a mistake or a truth.
- 04The avoided question. The one thing the whole structure is built to keep unaskable.
- 05The graveyard and the rebuild test. What died, and what earns its way back on day one.
- 06The queue that never empties. The pile only you can clear. Counted.
- 07The one change. Not a list. One move.
The prompt
- You need
- Claude on the strongest model you have. An Obsidian vault connected over MCP, or Claude Code opened at the top of your work folder.
- To run it
- Fresh chat, highest effort setting, paste, then walk away. A real read of a large corpus is not instant.
- Fair warning
- It reads everything it can reach and says hard things back. That is the point. Run it on files you own, and be ready to read a true sentence about yourself.
- It changes nothing
- Diagnosis only. It reads, it writes one document, it touches nothing else.
If it comes back vague
Warm, general, uncited: it did not read your corpus, it skimmed it. Tell it this, then let it run again.
You are summarizing, not reading. Go back, open the oldest files, and cite every claim or delete it.
Almost everyone who builds a system to free themselves discovers that the one queue that never empties is their own.
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Summary
The Portrait Prompt is a free 856-word prompt written by Tom Even of agents&me. You give a Claude session read access to your own corpus of files (a company folder, an Obsidian vault, a research archive) and it returns one document: a psychological portrait of the whole body of work, written as if it were a single person. It reads in seven passes (anatomy, life story, attention ledger, graveyard, rules and decisions, money and shipping, the human) and every claim must cite its source file and date. The output has seven parts: the portrait, the contradictions ranked by damage, the drift, the avoided question, the graveyard and rebuild test, the queue that never empties, and the one change. It is diagnosis only and modifies no files. Works with Obsidian connected to Claude over MCP, or with Claude Code pointed at a folder. No email or payment required. Page: https://getagents.today/gifts/portrait/