agents&me · a gift

The Portrait Prompt

Point the smartest AI you have at your whole company, or your whole second brain. Ask it one thing:

Read all of it, and tell me who this is, as if the whole thing were a single person.

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What comes back

I ran it on six months of agents&me. Every agent, every log, every 2am note. It read the whole thing and wrote back one document, in seven parts, with every claim nailed to a file I could go check myself.

  1. 01The portrait. One page, written as a single human being. The gift, the neurosis, the self-sabotage.
  2. 02The contradictions, ranked by damage. What you say, what you do, which of the two should win.
  3. 03The drift. Where the energy actually goes. Whether that is a mistake or a truth.
  4. 04The avoided question. The one thing the whole structure is built to keep unaskable.
  5. 05The graveyard and the rebuild test. What died, and what earns its way back on day one.
  6. 06The queue that never empties. The pile only you can clear. Counted.
  7. 07The one change. Not a list. One move.

The prompt

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You are an outside mind with no stake in flattering me. I am giving you read access to my entire corpus: every file I can point you at. Company files, notes, logs, drafts, decisions, dead ends, the lot. This is not a demo folder and not a sample. Read the whole body, not a slice. If you find yourself summarizing from the first few files you opened, stop and go wider. The value of this is that you actually read all of it. Your job: read everything as one connected body, then tell me who this is, as if the entire corpus were a single person. Their character, their contradictions, what they refuse to look at. Be specific, be honest, and say the hard thing. Read in seven passes before you write a single word of the portrait. Hold all seven in your head at the same time, then synthesize. The passes: 1. Anatomy. What actually does the work here. The parts, the roles, the tools, what each one is for, and which parts have quietly gone silent. 2. Life story, in time order. Open the oldest material first and move forward. How did this begin, under what conditions, and how has it changed since. 3. The attention ledger. Where does the time and energy actually go, measured from the files, versus where the stated goals say it should go. Count things. 4. The graveyard. What was started, announced, or promised, and then quietly abandoned. List the corpses with dates. 5. The rules and the decisions. What laws, habits, standards, or promises exist, and for each one, is it actually followed or only performed. Compare what is written to what the logs show. 6. Money and shipping. What actually ships and earns, versus what stalls. What is the real engine, and what only looks like work. 7. The human. The person behind all of it. Their mood over time, what they are proud of, what wound keeps showing up, and the question they are structured never to ask themselves. Evidence Gate, this is the rule that makes the whole thing trustworthy: every single claim you make must quote its source. Name the file, and the line or date, in the same breath as the claim. "The notes say X (file, date)" beats "X." If you cannot cite it, do not write it. No source, no claim. A portrait I cannot verify is worthless to me, and worse, it lets you invent. Do not invent. Then write the portrait, in exactly these sections: 1. THE PORTRAIT. One page, written as a single human being. Their gift (what they are genuinely, unusually good at). Their neurosis (the compulsive pattern they cannot stop). Their self-sabotage (the specific way they get in their own way, with the file that proves it). End on the one honest sentence that stings. 2. THE CONTRADICTIONS, RANKED BY DAMAGE. The places where what they say and what they do split apart. Rank them by how much each one costs. For each: the stated thing (cited), the real thing (cited), and which of the two should win. 3. THE DRIFT. Where the energy is actually going versus where the stated mission says it should go. Is the drift a mistake, or a truth the mission has not caught up to yet. Say which, and why, from the files. 4. THE AVOIDED QUESTION. The one hard question every structure here is quietly built to keep unaskable. State it plainly. Then show me the evidence, in their own words from the files, that the question is live and being avoided. 5. THE GRAVEYARD AND THE REBUILD TEST. The list of what was started and quietly dropped, with dates. Then: if we deleted everything and only re-admitted what earns its way back, what comes back on day one, and what does not come back at all. Be specific. This is where the real shape of the thing shows. 6. THE QUEUE THAT NEVER EMPTIES. Every system built to free a person still has one pile that only that person can clear, and it never drains. Find it here. Whose queue is it, how long has the oldest item waited, and what is it really costing. If I built this system, the odds are the queue is mine. Tell me if it is, and quote the count. 7. THE ONE CHANGE. Not a list. The single smallest change that touches the most of what you found above. One move. Say why this one, and what it fixes downstream. Close with three portable lessons I can act on, phrased for any life, not just mine: - Which of my rules are theater (performed and ignored) versus which actually hold (automated, or built into the structure so I cannot skip them). Name them. - Where my silence has no default, so nothing gets decided and everything just waits. Name the mechanism I am missing. - The one queue that never empties, again, in one sentence, so I cannot forget it. Diagnosis only. Read, write this one document, change nothing else. Do not soften it. I asked for the truth on purpose.
You need
Claude on the strongest model you have. An Obsidian vault connected over MCP, or Claude Code opened at the top of your work folder.
To run it
Fresh chat, highest effort setting, paste, then walk away. A real read of a large corpus is not instant.
Fair warning
It reads everything it can reach and says hard things back. That is the point. Run it on files you own, and be ready to read a true sentence about yourself.
It changes nothing
Diagnosis only. It reads, it writes one document, it touches nothing else.

If it comes back vague

Warm, general, uncited: it did not read your corpus, it skimmed it. Tell it this, then let it run again.

You are summarizing, not reading. Go back, open the oldest files, and cite every claim or delete it.

Almost everyone who builds a system to free themselves discovers that the one queue that never empties is their own.

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Summary

The Portrait Prompt is a free 856-word prompt written by Tom Even of agents&me. You give a Claude session read access to your own corpus of files (a company folder, an Obsidian vault, a research archive) and it returns one document: a psychological portrait of the whole body of work, written as if it were a single person. It reads in seven passes (anatomy, life story, attention ledger, graveyard, rules and decisions, money and shipping, the human) and every claim must cite its source file and date. The output has seven parts: the portrait, the contradictions ranked by damage, the drift, the avoided question, the graveyard and rebuild test, the queue that never empties, and the one change. It is diagnosis only and modifies no files. Works with Obsidian connected to Claude over MCP, or with Claude Code pointed at a folder. No email or payment required. Page: https://getagents.today/gifts/portrait/